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I want to live my cat's life.
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(IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
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May the Good Lord take a liking to you!
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If the new crime be, to believe in God, let us all be criminals
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When do we get liberated?
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What comes after diversity is the grim uniformity of Islam.
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Women who are 25 pounds overweight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.
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Devote yourself to the truth, no matter where it leads you.
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The pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.
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We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men
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I should never have surrendered. I should have fought until I was the last man alive
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The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.
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The urge to save humanity is nearly always a cover for the urge to rule.
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To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
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You can lead a horde to knowledge but you can't make them think.
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We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.
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One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality
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May every person have the chance, every day, to listen to the sound of children laughing in play.
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Just a hick in paradise."
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I see puppy dogs in the clouds."
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Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts.
Sgt. Joe Friday
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There are no coincidences."
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I refuse to feed the crocodile."
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Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.
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My hypocrisy goes only so far.
Doc Holliday - From the movie "Tombstone "
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Moderation in anger is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice. Thomas Paine
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Life is short. Have an éclair!
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I don't mean to cause trouble -it just happens naturally through the Force!
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I mostly come out at night - mostly."
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Why am I out here to view the wildlife, the animals live in town!"
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I wish I had better news for you, but the truth is that this thing is not worth fixing anymore.
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Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware.
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If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.
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Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.
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Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device.
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Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.
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Honesty means never having to look over your shoulder."
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We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola.
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Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself.
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During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
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No such thing as micromanagement -It's always more like microMISmanagement "
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Served in the Navy to protect the rights of those that want to deprive me of mine. Kinda weird."
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Since you're so much smarter than me, don't waste your time insulting me. I won't understand it."
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Evil succeeds when good men do nothing.
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Common sense seems to be uncommon these days."
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I'm not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example."
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Pi$$ed off yet?
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Dedicated to good behavior after an extended absence.
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Thoughts in time and out of season."
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Big words anger me, keep talking."
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A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him."
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Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks."
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written inshortmonosyballicwords,in shortblockysentences fifth graders could understand God help us"
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The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice."
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I'm with Steve McQueen: I live my life for myself and answer to nobody."
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Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time."
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I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep."
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Life is short. Make fun of it."
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If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!"
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Damn, I miss Barbara Olson."
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Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink."
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Biology is biology. Everything else is imagination."
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Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.
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I owe everything to George Bailey."
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Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing."
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Our present appeasement of Islam is the Stockholm Syndrome on steroids."
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Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
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Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis."
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I is someone else."
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Rap music: Soundtrack of the retarded."
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In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!"
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This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole."
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Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
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You ask how to fight an idea? Well, I'll tell you how: with another idea!"
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COMMON SENSE PREVAILS OVER ALL"
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Never give a sword to a man who can't dance."
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If you check behind the shower curtain for a murderer, and find one -. what's your plan?"
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Fairy tales are basically true."
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First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
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Hamas has dug miles of tunnels - but no bomb-shelters."
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On the other side of fear lies freedom."
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My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them."
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You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real."
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This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!
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One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.
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Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good.
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What separates winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
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Only one solution left.
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Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art
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History repeats itself because human nature is static.
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Please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.
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The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things.
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I'm fed up.
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Keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you.
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You don't wanna go there.
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When you're going through hell, keep going.
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I don't know what irks me more, the lying or the incompetence.
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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
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As we say in the Air Force, You know you're over the target when you start getting flak!
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he World is going to the dogs.
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Why must someone else always make the final decisions?
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Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible.
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If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!
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I might as well be playng chess with pigeons.
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May there be a road!
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It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!
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Everything is different now.
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Support Islamic Repatriation
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Hey Europe, it ain't a refugee migration. It's an Invasion!
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Heeds the calling wind.
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It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.
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The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect
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Deplorables' Lives Matte
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George Orwell was an optimist.
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I'm Not tired of Winning
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The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It
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Equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation.
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Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.
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Someone's going to have to pay for these carbon emissions, so it might as well be you
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Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow
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US out of the UN, UN out of the US
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Tolerance: The virtue of having a belief in nothing
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The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion
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"We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.
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The NFL, Watching their demise is more fun than watching their games
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The left takes far more pride in waving the homosexual flag than the American flag
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The internet gave everyone a mouth. It gave no one a brain
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I am a Genuine Female: No after market parts
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I may be deplorable, but I'm not getting in that basket
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Hot sauce aside, every culture has its pancakes, just as every culture has its noodle.
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Perhaps we should care less about who we may offend and care more about who we may inspire.
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California, a subsidiary of Mexico, Inc.
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Tolerance: The virtue of having a belief in nothing.
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If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.
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Mama tried to raise me better.
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It's Ok to be white.
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I weep for my country.
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I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.
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Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
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Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one.
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If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.
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Character is not determined by pigment.
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History shouldn’t be judged in the rear view mirror.
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A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
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The US has become a banana republic; except without the bananas - or the republic.
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Apparently, only N words can say the N word.
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“A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child.”
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“Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”
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Important to understand. On Facebook, you aren’t the user. You are the product.
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“I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d get out before they make it mandatory.”
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The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention.
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Down the “slippery slope” and picking up speed.
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You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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You can shear a sheep many times but you can only skin it once.
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no spelchek, no problem.
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It's a very uncreative man who can't think of more than one way to spell a word.
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Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
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An upraised middle finger is my virtue signal.
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"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
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If socialism is so grand, why are Guatemalans coming here instead of going to Venezuela?
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I'm becoming a cranky old person. It really annoys me.
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The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
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Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. Bach tells you what it's like to be the universe.
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You ask how to fight an idea? Well, I'll tell you how: with another idea.